New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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