Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Randomize
