Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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