Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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