But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
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