Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
Randomize
