Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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