oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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