do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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