what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Randomize
