I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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