Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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