i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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