STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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