If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
you win again, gameday.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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