You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Do you still have your period?
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
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