well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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