it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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