Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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