So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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