im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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