There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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