My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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