By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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