he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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