I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
Dual....:-)
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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