I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
When did angry sex become our thing?
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
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