why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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