you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Please don't give away my fajitas
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
