i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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