ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
We were destined to go to rehab together
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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