If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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