Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
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