I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
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