But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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