let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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