would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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