well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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