Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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