I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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