Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
We are all done wearing pants today
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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