i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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