my room smells like sperm. sweet.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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