He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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