and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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