problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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