508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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