Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
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