Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
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