Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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