so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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