marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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