the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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